1. singelisilverslippers:

    bonitabreezy:

    HEADCANON: Clint Barton knows how to say, “can I pet your dog?” in 17 languages.

     (via cortue)

    (via zainyrain)

     
  2. preteenager:

    Roseanne 1996 // S8: EP 15 //Dan and his buddies talk about race and sexual orientation

    (via like-red-ash)

     
  3. cannedmuffins:

    adriofthedead:

    theonion:

    Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

    “It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

    this whole article is gold

    I love the Onion. 

    (via zainyrain)

     

  4. "ye"
    — where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

    (Source: annoyedqueer, via perchancetodance)

     
  5. schreibaby-of-the-skies:

    Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

    (via perchancetodance)

     
  6. ohcorny:

    this video never fucking gets old

    (via zainyrain)

     
     
  7. nudityandnerdery:

    dennys:

    denny’s reminds you to behave accordingly at this weekend’s festivities. we also remind you that after you’re all con-ed out, we’d love to see your costumes and serve you late into the night. cosplayers are welcome at dencon 24/7.

    Damn, Denny’s, you guys are doing it right.

    (via like-red-ash)

     
  8. cannedmuffins:

    micdotcom:

    NASA confirms the world was almost knocked back to the 18th century

    On July 23, 2012, two giant plasma clouds, known as coronal mass ejections (CMEs) erupted from the sun creating an epic solar storm. As luck would have it, the CMEs weren’t directed at the Earth, but if it had happened one week earlier the point of eruption would have been Earth-facing and would have resulted in trillions of dollars of damage to the planet, mostly due to the widespread blackouts, damage to satellites and general interruption of and damage to various electrical systems on Earth. 

    Odds it will happen again | Follow micdotcom

    …I thought for a second we were literally going to be thrown back in time…I need to go to bed. 

    (via zainyrain)

     

  9. bonerfart:

    soaply:

    *upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

    image

    (via zainyrain)

     
  10. jarexz:

    loveatitsfinest:

    bestrooftalkever:

    party-wok:

    julierthanyou:

    clambistro:

    Ahh, it’s back

    i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

    every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

    YEAUGH

    the comments are painfully accurate. 

    the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

    (Source: videohall, via zainyrain)

     
     

  11. homosexual-titan:

    ratchet-heichou:

    ratchet-heichou:

    what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

    sen3.14

    FUCK THIS JOKE

    (Source: ratchet-heichou, via crossingfield)

     

  12. JUST A PSA:

    loveatitsfinest:

    American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

    (via 1-800-freedom)

     

  13. hsuoring:

    wetbottom:

    wetbottom:

    one time i had a crush on a boy and he knew but he didnt like me back so on april fools he asked me out as a joke and i said yes but then he said april fools so i punched him in the face

    please do not tell me i was wrong for punching him. i had very deep feelings for him. he knew that i did and he took advantage of that to humiliate me. i had every right to knock his sorry fucking teeth out

    Proper measures were taken and I encourage everyone to follow this example

    (Source: ezrabot, via sugarspiceandbloodsacrifice)

     
  14. fobbishtwit:

    no-glasses-eridan:

    halloowada:

    see

    total drama gets it

    That’s because it’s Canadian

    We do it right.

    (via like-red-ash)

     
  15. sasstrick:

    andrewhurleys:

    TODAY I GOT A POSTER FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE OF MUSIC GENRES AND PETE WENTZ LANDED FALL OUT BOY WITH THE TITLE OF EMO

    thanks pete

    (via 1-800-freedom)