1. lesbianathogwarts:

    bashdoard:

    Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

    follow the yellow dick-road

    (Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via wordsindirt)

     

  2. punkasslouis:

    pointing out shitty behavior doesn’t mean you hate someone you can stan for a celebrity and also recognize they fuck up from time to time, what isn’t helpful to them or anyone else is trying to excuse the behavior based on “supporting them no matter what”

    (via theraspberryfox)

     

  3. thedeathofablog:

    un-be-fucking-lievable:

    prongsmydeer:

    pottergenes:

    james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

    Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

    Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

    Remus turning into a fucking werewolf

    (via fuckitfireeverything)

     

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  6. pomelomela:

    Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

    (Source: pomelomelomela, via belislythindor)

     
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  8. thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

    THIS VINE IS ICONIC

    (Source: whatnot, via suwakoko)

     
  9. elanorpam:

    darkesthorizons:

    neptuneisforlovers:

    ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

    My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

    i have literally never seen these cookies or this tin being sold anywhere in brazil AND YET MY MOM HAS THIS EXACT SAME TIN FULL OF SEWING SUPPLIEs

    (Source: ofela, via suwakoko)

     

  10. nasturbate:

    fadoodledoo:

    nasturbate:

    THE LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE GUY IS DOING GAY PORN NOW HOLY FUCK

    and how would you know this ….

    im a gay man that watches gay porn holy shit call the cops

    (via zainyrain)

     
  11. thesassycat:

    sluttybitch2007:

    The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

    did you google how to take a screen shot

    (via gamelumps)

     
  12. sunflower-mama:

    princess-mishaps-palace:

    cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

    Woah

    (via wafflesrdabomb)

     

  13. precumming:

    when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

    image

    (Source: precumming, via disgruntledturtle)

     
  14. lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

    There’s a time and place for everything.

    (via nonespark)

     
  15. ah-yes-im-that-artist:

    meeting someone in public you were trying to avoid

    (via wakey0urmindup)